"When God created woman he gave her not 2 breasts but three.
One got in the way so God performed surgery.
And woman stood in front of God with the middle breast in her hand.
She said, 'What shall we do with a useless boob?'
and
God
created
man."
April 17, 2009
Concerning Breasts
I wouldn't mind if Garrison Keillor was my neighbor, uncle, or produce guy. Here's why:
"When God created woman he gave her not 2 breasts but three.
One got in the way so God performed surgery.
And woman stood in front of God with the middle breast in her hand.
She said, 'What shall we do with a useless boob?'
and
God
created
man."
"When God created woman he gave her not 2 breasts but three.
One got in the way so God performed surgery.
And woman stood in front of God with the middle breast in her hand.
She said, 'What shall we do with a useless boob?'
and
God
created
man."
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6 comments:
I love the man! Go NPR!
This was funny. At first I thought it was going to be a bit about breast cancer (depressing) and then I found myself smiling :) By the way, the word verification is refulama. Sometimes they just make me laugh.
leave it to you to find something funny and oh so random and post it on your blog. Love you for it!!!
Amen to Keillor and Boobs - Ma
And yet, god remains a male figure in the joke. Interesting.
that's hilarious!! I have always loved him, but now I find him even better than before!
glad to stumble onto your blog through cjane!
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