November 4, 2008

Miss Brown

Ever since the fateful day of breaking my cell phone celibacy, I've been getting lots of calls... calls that aren't for me. So here's a message for the woman who had this phone number before me. Could you please pay your bills? Accelerated Collection Management called for you again this morning. More importantly, could you get some money on your child's lunch account? The school secretary is worried they're not going to be able to give him anymore free meals.

Thanks. I would really appreciate it.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

SLAM - this is a great post - now how to get the message to Miss Brown? Ma

scrambled brains said...

No way! That's terrible.
Thanks so much for a great dinner and conversation the other night--you are an amazing person, Jenna. I love you!

Kelsey Booth said...

WOW! That is amazing! Next time I rack up a bunch of bills and flee the country I am going to leave my phone on your porch :) Good luck with that.

SuziQ said...

Wow, you have my old number? No, not because they're after me, but because I used to get those same calls on my old phone! Collection companies, notices that my child hadn't been at school that day...fun stuff!

Suzi (Cliff's cousin) =)

Tiesha said...

That is a scary picture of a phone. I would never use that, especially at night! :o)