"If You Can't Beat 'Em...

you might as well join them." (I guess.)

So, you know you're in Provo/Orem when A, you're shopping at Costco and B, six other obviously pregnant women are shopping there too!
I about crapped my pants! But hey, at least I wasn't wearing Old Navy flip-flops, right?

When You're Bored

Yesterday I counted 89 cigarette butts.

Eighty-nine!

In a used car lot.

In West Valley, UT.

Discuss...

Lessons in Utahnism Revisited

Embarassing? Definitely.
Over the top? Absolutely.
Some of the best humor is the kind where you laugh at yourself. Quirks and all. Check out more "Mormonadz" here.

Lessons in Utahnism Continued

I can't stop chuckling.
Go here.

Lessons in Utahnism

If you're a Utahn, then surely you've been here and eaten this.


A tried and true Utahn however, has made fry sauce at home and actually written up a recipe for it. Yup, that's me. After many mixings, here is my famous combination and I'm sharing it with you!

2/3 cup real mayonnaise
1/3 cup Western Family ketchup
Capful of milk
3 dashes of Tabasco sauce

Mix ingredients and serve with tater-tots or crinkle-cut French fries. Yum!